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A comedic duo, also happily married for 32 years, also Gloria is quite a looker.

 

TESTIMONIALS

"As a boy, I used to dream of getting on stage and singing like Shlomo Carlebach, except less religious and more sexy! After much trial and error, I found out I couldn't sing, but I can sure talk, so now I get up on stage with my lovely wife Gloria, and talk instead of sing. Gloria, she has got a set of pipes...and another set of twins that I lovingly refer to as "The Girls". I like to think I am still sexy.

Sorry, what was the question?"

- Maury Bagelstein

 

UPCOMING SHOWS

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9TH ANNUAL INDIE-PENDENCE

DAY FESTIVAL 

 

THE PIT 

THURSDAY, 7.4.2019 

1:00 PM

THE BAGELSTEINS PRESENT!

THE PIT LOFT

FRIDAY, 7.16.2019 

6:00 PM

THE BAGELSTEINS PRESENT!

 

THE PIT LOFT 

FRIDAY, 8.16.2019 

6:00 PM

 

OUR ENTERTAINMENT SERVICES

We do it all, except bris ceremonies; Maury faints at the sight of blood.

PRIVATE PARTIES & BAR/BAT MITZVAHS

Maury and Gloria Bagelstein - The Comedic Duo known as The Bagelsteins - live to entertain. After doing very well at our friends' dinner parties, we decided we should take our God-given talents to the big stage. Now, we host variety shows, showcasing the best young people the Big Apple has to offer.  

GLORIA SINGS CABARET, MAURY WATCHES

During shabbat dinners at her home as a girl, Gloria sat at the knee of legend Nina Simone - Nina was a family friend - knowing that she, too, was born to entertain. Now, with her Maury by her side, snapping to the beat, and a pianist improvising the tune, Gloria makes up cabaret songs, on the spot - all certain to be new classics.

 
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REACH US, AND CALL YOUR MOTHER!

When's the last time you called her? You should be ashamed.